Going Shopping

From the Daily News comes this story
of a Walsall couple
who drove their car to Asda, only to
have their car
break down in the car park. The
husband told his wife to
carry on with the shopping while he
fixed the car. The
wife returned later to see a small
group of people near
the car. On closer inspection, she
saw a pair of hairy
legs protruding from under the
chassis. Unfortunately,
although the man was in shorts, his
lack of underpants
turned his private parts into
glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment,
she dutifully stepped
forward, quickly put her hand UP his
shorts, and tucked
everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked
across the bonnet and
found herself staring at her husband
who was standing
idly by.
The RAC mechanic, however, had to
have three stitches in
his forehead.